For those of you TMI fans who may be, but probably aren't reading this, you get the title of this post. But do you really? As everyone should know by now, The Mortal Instruments is a book series of six fantasy novels, authored by Cassandra Clare, and it's the most recent endeavor to fall victim to Hollywood's book-to-film adaptation frenzy. Although I had my apprehensions when I first heard about my favorite series getting the "celluloid treatment" (just made that one up...pretty good, eh?) two years ago, I quickly warmed to the direction that this film might be taking. However, upon the recent revelation of several casting announcements, my anger reached an alarmingly high pique. I soon realized that I had no other choice but to turn to the blogosphere. (Spoilers ahead)
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TMI: COB Cover Art |
While at a club one night with Simon, Clary witnesses a murder. The victim? A demon, or Downworlder. The perpetrators? Demon killers known as Shadowhunters. Jace, Alec and Isabelle are the three Shadowhunters whom Clary is first acquainted with. She is shocked at what she witnesses and immediately interrogates the three of them, who quickly shrug her off as a "mundie" (Shadowhunter slang for mundanes, regular humans). However, Clary is quickly sucked deeper into this hidden world when her mother is kidnapped by a demon the next night. Desperate to get her mother back, Clary seeks out the help of Jace and his friends and she discovers that there is much to her past that her mother kept hidden from her.
Valentine, the white-haired, rogue Shadowhunter, is the suave and seductive, yet terrifyingly motivated villain. He is the culprit behind the kidnapping. Why? Because he is Clary's father and he knows that Jocelyn holds valuable information that he needs. Through this journey, Clary realizes much about herself that she never knew existed.
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Then came the casting of Jace, who is the other main character, and a rather complex one at that. He is a hotheaded and arrogant know-it-all who becomes surprisingly vulnerable when he meets Clary. Needless to say, a love story ensues. Anyway, the entirety of TMI fandom was dying for Alex Pettyfer to land the coveted role of Jace Wayland. Although he definitely looks the part, I personally thought he was a crappy actor so I was glad to learn that the role went to Jamie Campbell Bower instead. Keep in mind this is a year after the announcement of Lily being cast as Clary.
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Bower |
Now, a year after the Jace casting news and just a few months after the switching of directors, the production of TMI is right around the corner. Casting news is pouring in day after day and all of the major characters' real life faces are becoming seared into our minds. Next after Jace was the announcement of Jemima West as Isabelle. She's another British actor (Bower being the first Brit of the cast) and one that I, yet again, have never heard of. I was becoming ever more slightly concerned about the film regarding this announcement. She does mostly look the part, but I just have nothing to base her acting chops off of. Although I remained skeptical at heart, I brushed aside my worries and allowed my elation to continue.
After the announcement of a couple more minor characters, which I didn't really care about because they're so minor, came a huge bit of casting news. YET ANOTHER unknown foreigner was cast as Simon Lewis, Clary's best friend. Robert Sheehan. I'm not a huge fan of Simon as a character, although I know many many people love him and he is a huge central character. I don't dislike him, he's just not one of my favorites. So when I heard about Sheehan it was just kinda like, "Hm, okay, that's random." But then came the BIGGEST announcement to date. We got THREE major characters cast in one week! Jared Harris as Hodge (a mentor to the Shadowhunters and a big character in the story), Godffrey Gao as Magnus Bane (another unknown actor, but he seemed like a great fit for Magnus who is another huge character), and my favorite cast member to be announced thus far...Lena Headey as Clary's mom Jocelyn!!! It's not that I am even a big fan of Headey, I am just very familiar with her work as an actress because of her roles in "300" and the short-lived TV series "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles." Granted I was very excited about Harris and Gao being cast in their respective roles, but Headey became the first cast member whom I was really familiar with, so it was extremely exciting to see a well-known actress cast in something that I have been a fan of for years. It was honestly like one of those things where you wonder who in the world could possibly be the PERFECT actor to portray a character you know so well, and then viola! She is placed in front of me. Headey is perfect for Jocelyn (once the red hair is added, of course).
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Granted I probably wouldn't be as angry about Meyers being cast as Valentine if it weren't for my pre-existing anger about Turner as Luke. I think I am slowly but surely becoming SOMEWHAT okay with Meyers as Valentine simply because I can see him being suave and evil. But he's still too young!!!
I thought I would feel better after getting my anger out in writing, but I'm still pretty fueled up on the hate juice. I guarantee you that they are using the success of the "Twilight" films as a reference for casting TMI. This sole fact breaches any trust I ever had with any producer or filmmaker that I ever entrusted with this film. TWILIGHT. IS. AWFUL. Those films are so phenomenally and infinitely and tragically despicable that I would personally pay all of my life earnings to see every millimeter of celluloid used on that film burnt to a poisonous liquid. It nearly brings me to tears thinking that the producers are sacrificing the quality of the story to go with a hot, young, inadequate cast because "it worked for 'Twilight.'" DO NOT compare this franchise to Twilight. EVER.
I must stop here before I say something that will get me arrested.
So there you have it my friends. The way things stand now, this production is as forsaken by me as a Mundie marked with angelic runes.
I guess I'll have to hope and pray that this film will redeem itself once it all comes together in the final product. If not, then by the angel...by the angel...